Jordan's haircut

Jordan got a haircut.  Actually, we both got haircuts, but nobody is terribly surprised when I buzz my head anymore, so we didn't take pictures when I got my haircut a few days ago.

Goofybutt before:

 

Goofybutt after:

Isn't my wife pretty?

Seriously, hipster girls pay a lot of money for the haircut I gave Jordan with a pair of poorly controlled kitchen scissors.  Hell, I think *I* paid for a haircut like this one once.

Oh, and I'm totally kidding about that being the after.  Jordan would murderate me if I cut off his ponytail and then left him looking like a blonde Katie Holmes with shoulders.  

Here's the real after:

 Yes, we do match.  A lot.  In our defense, the grey tshirts and matching pajama pants were intentional just for the picture.  That time.